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Joke of the Day
"Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today."
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"Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted"
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"What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist? Front-end"
"Voat's servers"
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"[raises hand in ethics class] So if I see a baby outside at night and nobody's around, is that, like, my problem?"