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Joke of the Day
"Just worked out for the first time in a year. Feels good to be back in shape."
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"I was attacked at a birthday party by a Mexican man with a baseball bat. Thankfully he was blindfolded and extremely dizzy."
"I went to my first Ethiopian electronic concert yesterday The DJ was MT Stomach"
"What do you call a communnist sniper? A Marxman"
"I bet the guy who named it The Big Bang was super horny that day."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number..... She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"Turns out, if I dress like a French maid, my husband doesn't make me clean."
"What do you call someone who really loves breakfast? A cereal killer."
"Last supper *at the last supper* *Jesus breaks bread* this is my body *pours wine* this is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm just going to stop you right there...."
"A man accidentally made eye contact with me on the train, so I left my shoe behind. And now, we wait..."