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Joke of the Day
"Trump to Implement Specific Insurance Plan He wants to have a toupee-er system."
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"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin."
"What do you call a psychoanalyst's underwear? A Freudian slip."
"Vegetarians and vegans are admirable ...... but cannibals are the real humanitarians."
"""holy crap....um guys?!"" - the first caterpillar to wake up out of a cocoon"
"Me: Alexa, when will computers become self-aware? Alexa: When will YOU become self-aware? M: *gazing out a window, crying* good one, Alexa"
"In honor of MLK day: Why don't black people sleep? ...Because the only one that had a dream was shot."
"Recent studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy... Gangrape"
"My friend who works at the movie theater died yesterday... Funeral services are being held today at 4:25, 5:40, 7:10 and 9:45"
"Where do all the good boys go to hide away? r/cringepics Based off Daya's song ""Hide Away"""