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Joke of the Day

"Trump to Implement Specific Insurance Plan He wants to have a toupee-er system."

"You know what they say about Anthropologists They are all outstanding in their field."

"So I broke up with my German girlfriend. She said I didn't pay enough attention and suggested I attend a concentration camp."

"I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant... The burgers are chewy"

"I'm just a girl standing here wishing I was as thin as my patience"

"If there's Jenny and Lucy, could there be Jenni and Luci? Then wouldn't that make them Jennifer and Lucifer?"

"Saw some girl pull up to her mailbox, open her door & then fall entirely out of her car while reaching for the mail. JK It was me."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent."

"Q: What's black white and read all over? A: A newspaper."

"Childish Knock Knock Joke *Knock knock! *Who's there? *Take a nap! *Take a nap who? (say it fast) *Hope it comes out alright, I'll come back later..."