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Joke of the Day

"Trying to make a list of things that are worse than Mondays and all I've got so far is Hitler and Christian Rock."

"Didja hear about the new LGBT hockey team gonna play in Boston? (Wait for it ... wait for it ...) Yeah - the Boston Bruouts ..."

"Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he was eating a slice of pizza? He ate it before it was cool"

"Truthful Tuesday: The last time I had sex, I was so excited afterward I fired my musket skyward, alerting the Confederates to our presence."

"There once was a girl named Sally with no arms.. ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Not Sally"""

"I think these bikers are coming over to give me a group hug because they like the Hello Kitty stickers I put all over their motorcycles."

"Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work!"

"Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!"

"A man was undressing for the nurse behind a curtain He asks, ""Where do you want me to put my clothes?"" She says, ""On top of mine."""