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Joke of the Day

"I heard about a dog that was half bulldog and half shihtzu. Bullshit."

"What did the chicken do when it crossed the road Got to the other side"

"Please stop making 9/11 jokes ... they're very plane."

"If you google ""MySpace"" your computer will ask ""Are you fucking serious right now?"""

"How do you know that you are dating a french horn player? Because when you kiss them they shove their fist up your butt"

"WHO AM I?-Everything Bagel"

"A man overdosed on viagra No joke. http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/life-style/current-affairs/dad-takes-35-viagra-pills-as-a-dare-20150920-gjqqt7.html"

"'Sorry officer but how was I to know that weird noise my car was making was a bicycle stuck in my mudflap?'"

"The 'C word' My girlfriend hates it when I say the ""C word"". This one time, we were watching Spongebob and I'm like ""hey, its 'C word'!"" and shes like ""it's Squidward, you cunt"""

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common? They have to smell it but they can't taste it!"