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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach? Gaseous Clay"

"I was trying to get over my fear of public speaking at a nudist colony. I just imagined everyone with their clothes on."

"Why was the whale lonely after his date? The other whale didn't humpback."

"How do I raise my kids? Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it?"

"I think Australians are obsessed with true information. They keep telling me to ""get fact""."

"What are some good 'your sister jokes'? Ones like: what's the difference between dinner and your sister? I wash my hands before eating dinner."

"How did the Hulk's mind blow? Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled ""HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."""

"What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They drive slow in school zones"

"Woman is at a maternity hospital in a lot of pain. Her husband strokes her back and says, ""I'm sorry sweety, you have to go through this"" She says, ""Don't worry. It's not your fault."""

"Why did Bob disagree with communism? He thought it was such Bolshevik."