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Joke of the Day
"My baby cousin is completely spoiled... ten minutes is way too long to microwave a baby."
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"If there was a competition for saggy tits, my wife would beat everyone. In fact, she'd wipe the floor with them."
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"I had lots of cheese but no crackers... I was cracka-lackin."
"You could kidnap my mom and she'd still ask if you've eaten."
"Kinda wanna eat a jar of peanut butter, kinda wanna nap, kinda wanna punch a stranger. Being a woman is hard."
"I like my women like I like my doctors Always asking me to take my clothes off whenever I see them."
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."
"i asked a German man if he had a wife He said he had nein."