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Joke of the Day
"Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines? Because I never smile. :("
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"What do you call a screaming timepiece? An alarmed clock."
"How can you face you problem ..if your problem is your face"
"Why did Dr.Pepper blush? He received a Sunkist from his Crush"
"So my Orchestra conductor keeps telling the Violas to play louder... I guess it just isn't their Forte. ;)"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? [Can be disturbing] The New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."
"What kind of game are Americans worst at? Tower defense."
"If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look."
"What would you guys like to ask an American? Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway"
"I phoned my boss. I said, ""I'm calling in sick tomorrow."" ""But, how do you know you're going to be ill?"" he asked. I swear, sometimes he forgets that he works in a psychic shop."