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Joke of the Day

"What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron? Dough nuts!"

"Why does no one makes fun of the gay kid who hung himself? Because it's low-hanging fruit"

"I went to take an online ADHD test today... but gave up quickly because it was stupid and boring."

"Caught my co-worker MICROWAVING a HOT DOG with a SLICE of AMERICAN CHEESE on it. Don't worry I pushed him out a window."

"What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!"

"For Sale: 2-in-1 Menthol Shampoo Great hairwash. Mint condition."

"Some people prefer to put the thermometer in their mouth, while others prefer it in their rectum. It's a matter of taste!"

"What has two legs and two legs Dog"

"I Heard that the Afterlife in Greek Mythology was Pretty Boring. I wonder why Hades didn't liven things up a bit."

"I like my women like I like my slaves: Coffee. Wait..."