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Joke of the Day

"Will reddit let me get by with this one? What do the WWE and CNN have in common? They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt."

"You know who the most popular guy at a nudist colony is? The one who can walk with 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."

"Woman are so emotional *throws a garbage can through my tv because a hockey team lost*"

"*golf pro picks up his ball and eats it* *audience claps politely*"

"I'm still waiting for my date from last summer to come back from the restaurant's bathroom... I hope everything is ok."

"Funniest Joke Ever My life"

"What do you call the queue to Alcatraz? Alkaline"

"What did the prostitute bring to the can drive? Her peas"

"How did Jared lose all that weight eating at Subway? He just ordered off the children's menu."

"How were the Jews captured during World War 2? They could not resist a ho-low-cost."