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Joke of the Day
"You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."
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"What's worse than an overthinker .... Sorry I didn't think this part through..."
"A man is shot... He recently converted to islam."
"Is there such a thing as spontaneous feline combustion? Anyway, baking soda and vinegar are terrible for cats."
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer? The taste."
"One tectonic plate bumped into another and said..... ""Sorry, my fault."""
"My drive was long today; I hit every red light. The traffic signals were a pain as well."
"There's a police officer trying to get me to roll down my window. I'm calling the cops."