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Joke of the Day

"I don't get it, no one complains when Madonna and Angelina Jolie steal black kids from Africa."

"I tried to change the colour of my monk's costume so I could reuse it but I guess old habits dye hard."

"The only problem with shopping online is that you can't sit on a bench in the mall and judge everyone else who walks by."

"What was Jesus's favorite band? Nine Inch Nails."

"Chuck Norris once went skydiving without a parachute, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough."

"What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job? ""My career is in Jeopardy!"""

"Cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you Me: yes, he was not very friendly"

"What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band? Bob Marley and The Whalers!"

"every time i see a fat, bald, goateed dude in public i get excited for a split second thinking it's Louis CK"

"Wings are the leading cause of bird flew"