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Joke of the Day
"Instead of a flower girl, I want a parmesan boy to sprinkle cheese down the aisle at my wedding"
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"Ukraine What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea? I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away."
"If you think vests come in 2 different styles Bullet proof and suicide, you may be muslim"
"That awkward moment when.. ...you show up to a feminist picnic and no one made sandwiches."
"I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing."
"My wife called me a pedophile... I said ""that's a pretty big word for an 8 year old"""
"We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you."
"[dinner party] mario: what's in this risotto? me: mushroom, you're not allergic? mario: *grows to like 20 feet*"
"Just came to the realization that my ten year high school reunion will be in 10 months. I have about nine days to get married and pregnant."
"Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated? His family advertised it as a barbecue."