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Joke of the Day
"Ops mom Wait... shit."
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"That moment when the bus runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it!"
"Donald Trump for President."
"If George Washington Carver became a teacher, what would his nickname be? The Nutty Professor"
"My friend is so rich He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician"
"Watching movies with kids: If he/she hasn't seen it, eons and billions of questions. If he/she has seen it, eons and billions of spoilers."
"I was walking through... I was walking through a graveyard on my way to work earlier when I saw a man crouched beside a headstone. ""Morning"" I said, he goes ""nah, just having a shit."""
"What do you call a Mexican fist-fighting with a pedophile? Alien vs. Predator"
"Bosses get a lot less demanding when you bring a sword to work"
"""Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."""