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Joke of the Day

"Watching movies with kids: If he/she hasn't seen it, eons and billions of questions. If he/she has seen it, eons and billions of spoilers."

"Yo Mama is so fat She provides shelter to the people in Nepal"

"""Don't knock it till you tried it!"" Doesn't help your defence in court."

"Waiter there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !"

"Hey baby I put the sex, in dyslexic ;)"

"Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."

"Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it..."

"I was raped by a group of mimes They did unspeakable things to me"

"There's a huge party at the orphanage tonight Their parents are gone."

"Ice cream van man found dead on the floor of his ice cream van, covered in sprinkles and raspberry sauce Police are not treating the death as suspicious. They believe he topped himself."