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Joke of the Day
"What is Jesus' favorite workout? Pontius Pilates"
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"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Campbell in the chin. He broke every bone in that leg."
"I always post things in the right sub. I guess you could say I do it subconsciously."
"Good news, people in 3rd world countries, suffering inexplicable hardships- Amy from fb says god won't give you more than you can handle."
"My wife asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"
"Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida? 'Cause they all go there to croak!"
"If I walk you home and kiss you goodnight, a simple thank you will suffice. None of this calling the cops crap."
"There was a blackout in our neighborhood The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"
"Interviewer: what's your greatest weakness? Me: I'm always very honest. Interviewer: I don't think that's a weakness. Me: I don't give a fuck what you think."
"I submitted 10 puns to a local newspaper, hoping one would make it in. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."