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Joke of the Day

"How many black men did it take to rape the white woman? 0 She is a lying bitch.^don'tberacist"

"What do you call a black woman with 8 abortions? A crime fighter."

"An astronomer looks at the sky through a telescope, searching for something. After a while he stands up, looks to the heavens, and yells, ""You cannot be Sirius!"""

"I didn't think housework is a full-time job, so for Thanksgiving my wife served me a raw turkey. Revenge is a dish best served cold."

"Before Twitter, I'd ignore dumb thoughts in my head like ""How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?"" Now, I tweet them"

"What does a unionized hooker say when she is done work for the day? I'm off the cock."

"What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !"

"If you get cold just stand in a corner for a while. They are about 90 degrees."

"Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell."

"Reasons why it's bad that Justin Bieber is retiring: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5."