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Joke of the Day
"How many black men did it take to rape the white woman? 0 She is a lying bitch.^don'tberacist"
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"My friend is working on a website and told me he wanted to use MySQL. Why can't he just use HisOwnSQL?"
"What's the best part of having kids? Making them."
"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because cowboys always eat with their hats on."
"whats the worst part about cooking vegetables? putting the wheelchair into the oven."
"teacher asked a boy ............ if you have ten chocolates and you give 2 to girl on first bench 3 to second and 5 to last bench girl then what will be left for you reply : three new girl friends"
"Did you hear about the farmer who tried to be a stand up comedian? His jokes weren't dairy funny."
"Some say Steve Jobs died too young. Others say it was simply an homage to Apple's attitude towards battery life."
"I keep hearing so much talk about ISIS right now... They're really blowing up."
"Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed."