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Joke of the Day

"*orders pepperoni pizza* Her: you need to start taking better care of yourself. *calls back, adds mushrooms*"

"They offer an Islamic studies course at my university. *I hear it's a blast!*"

"Father: Well Son how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below ""C"" level !"

"I found a popular erotic novel from Iran It's called ""Sheep."""

"What's the difference between a chocolate bar, and a cop? One will kill your dog, the other's a chocolate bar."

"Just think if the kids that made Frosty the Snowman brought two carrots that day."

"Fun new prank: Walk into a busy restaurant and call out the name of a rare Pokemon."

"The most annoying part of reddit is [removed]"

"ME [yelling down into a volcano]: You shut your stupid Earth mouth"

"You can tell all you need to know about a person by whether they bring the banana to their mouth or mouth to the banana."