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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !"
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"A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover."
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"What do you call your grandma on speed dial? Instragram!"