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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !"
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"Why are women terrible drivers? Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen."
"Based on Trump's History, if elected, he is likely to get divorced and remarried while in the White House It will be ""Marriage Apprentice"" White House Edition"
"""You are what you eat."" Not exactly the best thing to say to a paralyzed vegetarian"
"What sits down but doesn't get back up? A redditor."
"Ice skating is like walking in cursive"
"I have a fetish for paradoxes. They really turn me off."
"What do you call a dirty puddle on a slab of cold concrete in dim, gloomy light? A sunny day in Seattle."
"What do you call an Indian Jedi? Mace Hindu."
"I just created a new rhythm. I really wanted to tell everyone but I didn't want to make a song and dance of it"