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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris Joke. Why does Mona Lisa smiling? The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live."

"Whats worse than ants in your pants? Your uncle."

"When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: ""It's done, but there's blood everywhere!"""

"Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever."

"What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"Never look down on anyone. Unless you're a lion cub named Simba and you're being held over a crowd of animals by a weird monkey doctor."

"I saw a man at the beach yelling, ""Help, Shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays the piano? Clever Dick."

"Who called them accountants and not sumbodies?"

"Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have hollow-weenies!"