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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays the piano? Clever Dick."
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"Did you hear bout the new iphone with professional camera? Its called the eyephone."
"Barack and George walked into the White House... Hillary Dodged."
"Ruin a date in 5 words... Does this smell like chloroform?"
"If you lose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer."
"Did you hear that the guys from ""The Expendables"" are doing a movie about classical composers? Arnold Schwarzenegger has already signed up, and said ""I'll be Bach."""
"Who is this guy named Rorschach and why does he paint pictures of my parents fighting?"
"For sale: 2 dead birds (Not going cheep)"
"Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan? Because they are such Kling-ons."
"Hey imbecile, just because you are listening to loud music on your iPod, doesn't mean that the rest of the supermarket can't hear you fart"