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Joke of the Day
"I got banned from /r/ELI5 the other day I don't understand why"
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"Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the M' is silent."
"What's the opposite of running away and getting married? Anteloping."
"What was Tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for Pooh."
"If a mother and her son conceived a child, what would the child call his/her mother? ""Herrburgggerrrpffffppphfffffdudududeck"""
"""Will you marry me?"" ""The cookie was poison"" ""The lotto numbers will never win"" Examples of why I got fired from writing fortune cookies"
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? One was a salted."
"What's the national bird of Iraq? The drone."
"Umm, your honour? In my defence, I think it was a pretty decent exposure."
"British politics is like a gym. Everyone laughs when they see youkip."