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Joke of the Day

"Why is Hitler never invited to the BBQ'S? Because he is always burning the Franks"

"How did the nervous female organ that was going to Hollywood feel? They were overreacting."

"How do real partners in crime jokingly introduce themselves to people?"

"Remember when vampires didn't sparkle, and you killed them rather than french kissed them."

"WHY couldnet anyone win at the Bangkok Olympics Because its always a THAI game."

"Everyone at the office is going crazy because I faxed someone a hot dog"

"What's a pirates favourite letter? Ye think it be the R, but 'tis the C."

"If the pensieve from Harry Potter could think... It would be thoughtful."

"If a dog is on a submarine..... Is it a Subwoofer?"

"I've Just Set Up a Brothel At Sea for Horny Sailors... business is generally good, but clients tend come in large waves."