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Joke of the Day

"What are some of your good 'fake names' Looking for some good joke names like: Mike Hunt Dixie Normous Ivana fukalot ect"

"Why can't Two-Face kill Batman? Because he's two Dents."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free."

"nsfw joke: What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them"

"Kinda rude the way this hedgehog is running away from me when I'm trying to stick cheese on his spikes."

"Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to ""cheek his paperwork""."

"Gran's always up for a laugh, so for a bit of a practical joke, I put her walking stick out of her reach .. I just can't believe she fell for it."

"If I was Penguin's attorney I'd request bail by saying ""He's no flight risk!"" Then Hi-5 the whole courtroom but Batman. I'd leave him hangin"

"C3PO and R2D2 walk into a bar... Then the bartender goes ""HEY!!! We don't serve YOUR KIND HERE!!!"" C3PO asks: ""Why because we're droids,"" Bartender: ""NO!!! 'Cause It's AN OUTLET BAR!!!"""

"How warm is the inside of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."