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Joke of the Day

"Girls love shoes... so if she throws one at you, you know she's really pissed off."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars"

"Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!"

"""Vitamin Water""?? Sorry bud, that exists and it's called SOUP"

"Some guys think sweaters are sexy, but I don't like girls who sweat more than the usual amount."

"I'm so glad I'm old enough to know what's bad for me and young enough to do it. "

"Did you hear about the guy who died of constipation? Yeah, he stopped giving a shit."

"I had sex on a camping trip for the first time recently... It was fucking in tents."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing... They're both stuck up cunts."

"I bet Rihanna will be on the cover of Chris Brown's greatest HITS CD."