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Joke of the Day

"My dog thinks I collect small bags of poo"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender! Badum dum tiss"

"That awkward moment when someone says ""stop"", and you don't know whether to respond with ""collaborate and listen"" or ""hammer time."""

"I masturbate with soap... Just thought I'd come clean."

"Me: Screw you, Tuesday! Tuesday: I have a boyfriend."

"Someone should make a joke about music... I've never seen it done on a major scale."

"Keep away from professional dermatologists.. They make rash decisions"

"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"

"Customer: Can someone else serve us? Me:? C:I don't want my children exposed to the sin of your tattoos. M: Satan wants their tiny souls."

"I went to an airport the other day. As I was about to catch a plane, I thought ""My dog would be proud."""