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Joke of the Day

"I've discovered my home doesn't have a basement. It was just the estate agent doing that walking down the stairs thing behind the couch"

"SOME DUDE IN A LAB IS WORKING ON BRINGING THE PTERODACTYL BACK TO LIFE SO ENJOY THOSE EVENING STROLLS WHILE YOU CAN!"

"If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made her more tolerant and patient Hide her markers And wait..."

"What would you rather bea or wasp?"

"I haven't been drunk in so long, I almost forgot what it's like to love everyone."

"Why was the ocean so cranky? You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom."

"I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever."

"Know why cowgirls are always bowlegged? Cowboys don't take their hats off while eating."

"I've taken up meditation It's better than sitting around doing nothing."

"What do you call a thief that leaves a trail? A crummy thief!"