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Joke of the Day

"Why was the ocean so cranky? You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom."

"Yo mama's so fat.. ..that she takes a selfie in panorama"

"So Godzilla walks into a bar... The entire building is destroyed. 23 people are missing and presumed dead."

"So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?"

"My math teacher called me average the other day. I thought it was mean."

"Dating your Ex again is like buying your clothes back from Goodwill. There's a reason you got rid of it in the first place."

"I hate when people don't watch where I'm going when I'm walking and texting."

"What is a baby's dream job? Working at a winery."

"What do 6 lesbians and 6 government workers have in common? They're a dozen people who don't do dick."

"TIL that ""Call of Duty"" has a different name in the Middle-East They call it ""The Sims"""