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Joke of the Day
"Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?"
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"What do you call someone who's pretending to be from Sicily? Amoxicillin"
"ME ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ? My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"
"I wish my wife were more like the Cleveland Browns. She'd work out all week and suck dick every Sunday."
"I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves."
"I painted my computer black now it doesn't work I painted it white to make it work again now the whole system is corrupt - daddypig-ncsu"
"Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking? Because it would be a party fowl."
"""WHO WANTS A PIECE OF ME?!?"" - Jesus, at the first Communion."
"Does Bill Nye always wear a bowtie? Seriously though?"
"What has four legs and a cunt halfway up its back? A police horse"