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Joke of the Day

"[Fixed] They say when you shave it, it grows back thicker. That explains what happened to those pounds my wife ""shaved off."""

"Want to hear a joke about the Nazis? Not Reich now."

"Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes I return to it again and again."

"What is an architects favorite movie? Angles in the Outfield"

"Bill Cosby told me a funny joke last night. But I can't remember it."

"Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay. This totally explains why the new iPhone charger holes became tighter after Steve Jobs died."

"LPT: If a non-Redditor sends you a funny pic/video on Facebook, don't tell them you already saw it last week on Reddit. You don't want them to finally realize you're a neckbeard."

"Wife just texted me that she is craving Thai... I need a reply"

"Why are black people so good at basketball? They are experienced in running, stealing and shooting."

"Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with."