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Joke of the Day
"What do people store their fondest memories in? A nostaljar."
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"Rabbi joke A priest sits down next to a rabbi at a park. He asks, ""so what's the cost of circumcision these days?"" To which the rabbi replies,"" I wouldn't know. I just keep the tips!"""
"Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms."
"France vs Germany was a close game... it ended in a shootout."
"""Well, this isn't helpful at all."" Termite watching ""Gettin' Wood"" on Cinemax"
"What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking? Extroverted"
"I hit a kid with my car last night Then I realized it was only a goat."
"Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding."
"My friend asked why his computer kept crashing. I told him, 'because they can't drive' . (Girlfriend told me this joke)"
"Domestic abuse joke I went to a restaurant the other night and my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered real slow because obviously she can't listen."