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Joke of the Day

"Malcom Gladwell is going to write a book about politicians as a follow-up to ""Outliers"" It's going to be called ""Out-and-out Liars"""

"What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry."

"There's plenty of deeply disturbed fish in the sea."

"I spend a lot of time thinking about you and how you were pretty much good with everything. By you I mean Nutella."

"I'm texting hubs a grocery list one item at a time so he can experience his phone blowing up"

"CAR GPS: turn left PHONE GPS: turn right C: who was that? ME: just a friend P: just a friend? ME: wait C: make an illegal U-turn ME: babe"

"I've finally figured out why I can't lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in shower that runs down my body says, ""4 extra volume & body"

"You should really take it easy on pedophiles... they have a hard enough time fitting in."

"Whoever thought up the spelling of the word ""queue"" is stueuepid."

"Texas... It's not the heat, it's the stupidity."