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Joke of the Day
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"
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"What's the matter? Hydrogen, mostly."
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"Can I buy you a drink? ""I don't drink."" *panics* Oh. Um...well, here's $12."
"*checks watch* *gets up off toilet* I don't have time for this shit"
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"Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Waiters gonna wait. Aligators gonna aligate."
"A good way to keep a secret from me is to leave it on my voicemail"
"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket and finds a rectal thermometer... ""Oh no! Some ass hole has my pen"""