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Joke of the Day

"I clicked ""Submit a Joke"" before thinking of what I'd say Now I know how the Republican party feels."

"Why was the lonely instantiated object always asked to sit in the hallway at school? Because only friends were allowed to access the class."

"You ever do one single chore and then ride that high for 10 years"

"What is the difference Between a santa and a jew? Santa enters the chimney and jew leaves the chimney."

"[marriage counselling] Her: he always thinks he's talking to me on CB radio Me: I don't, over Her: It's over Me: It's what? Over"

"What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity? Going to Thailand with your own children"

"Older Brother: ""Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!"" Younger Brother: ""So what? I'm four!"""

"If you're ever feeling down about yourself, head to your local GameStop and ask the workers how they feel about dragons."

"What should be Serena William's nickname? Tennis-ee Williams"

"Did I tell you guys about my awesome camping trip? Yea, it was in tents"