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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a strange Mexican man who owns a chocolate factory? Willy Juanka."
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"I'd love to get in touch with Emilio Esteves. Does anyone have his emailio addressteves?"
"When people tell me, ""It's easy as Pi"" I tell them that they're being irrational"
"I've started picking up dudes by walking into Starbucks and ""accidentally"" dropping my recipe for bacon tacos."
"What did the bra say to the hat? ""I've got these two covered, you go on a head."""
"Life is like huffing butane... first you huff the butane, then you die"
"M: If I cashew looking through my windows agai- H: What? M: I saw you pecan! H: No, I wasn- M: You're macadamian me mad. H: You're nuts."
"When you realize you're enjoying the May weather... But you want Pacquiao to win..."
"I met a Wheelchair user yesterday. He's a stand up guy."
"A shrinking man walks into a doctors office. The receptionist says, ""you'll have to be a little patient""."