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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa? Because she'll Let It Go."
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"Interviewer: If I called your former boss right now and asked him- Me: *smacks the phone out of his hand* don't do that"
"Did you hear about the scarecrow that got promoted? He was outstanding in his field..."
"It is said that Bill Gates once farted in an Apple store which stank up the entire place. But after all, it's their fault for not having Windows."
"Me: hope ur soccer team wins the great fork American: What Me: the good plate American: the super bowl Me: i knew it was a kitchen something"
"My biologist girlfriend was making competent cells at the lab today... I asked if they were very sure of them cells."
"*cops finds my loose floorboard* Cop: What's under here... *they discover a lifetime supply of hot pockets* Me: I'd like my lawyer now."
"Roses are red... Grass is greener When I think of you I play with my wiener"
"Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet? Because it was a Number 2."
"Dear Santa, us big girls like toys too,,,,just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand!"