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Joke of the Day

"Homosexuals please help me. I think my hamsters are gay. How do I let them know it's okay?"

"Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number."

"I wish I had emo hair So it would cut its self"

"A police facial artist tried drawing a suspect's face... It was a bit *sketchy*"

"Did you guys hear about the midget that admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."

"Please help me with a punchline to: ""How do you find an amish guy on the internet..."" I've got nothin, but I feel like there could be something there. Any help is appreciated."

"Is venison deer? No really. Only paid a couple of bucks."

"Hey girl, are you a compressed file? 'cause I wanna unzip you and open you up."

"Where do religious cattle go to eat? Out to pastor."

"What rock group has 4 men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"