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Joke of the Day

"So I met this gorgeous girl... ...and I was sucking her cock last night when I thought to myself ""Hey, wait a minute!"""

"A man walks into a police station ""My car has been stolen"" he says laughingly. ""Your car has been stolen, but why are you laughing then?"" The officer says. ""Because my wife was still in it!"""

"eer booze and fun!' 'Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked."

"If my doctor ever tells me I have three months to live, I'll probably pick December, January and July."

"I told my boyfriend to ""Stop paying games with my card"" He said shut up!, i hate Backstreet boys."

"what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"

"Sausage fest at my house tonight. Not what you think. Just eating many varieties of sausage. Nice people. Good music. NO GIRLS ALLOWED."

"I have spent the past year looking for my ex's killer. but no one would do it."

"What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail? A small medium at large"

"Kids so mixed... They won't show up in black and white pictures."