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Joke of the Day

"So I met a girl named Tennessee I said to her, ""You're a ten, I see!"" And that's how I blew it with the hottest girl in the world."

"How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet? He uses a hans free device"

"What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar? May I push your stool in?"

"If I worked in a restaurant.... on Valentines Day I'd put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink."

"How does a turtle grate cheese? Shredder"

"I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry."

"What do you get when you cross weed with weed? You get high."

"How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb? just one, but it will take 4 episodes."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bar keep says: ""Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies: ""You have a drink named Bob?"""

"Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral? The guest of honor always shows up late!"