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Joke of the Day

"What's brown, green and fuzzy and if it fell from s tree it would kill you? A pool table..."

"I'm forever disappointed that a group of squids isn't called a squad."

"What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song? Moves Like Jaeger"

"Plato walks into a bar. And he realises that the bar is not a real bar. In fact, it contains the concept of 'a bar'. Then, with an amazed face, he says: ""This bar is ideal!"""

"So a black man walks into a store and bought 5 items. April fools, he stole them."

"Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares."

"[OC] My best friend recently lost the front of his foot in a boating accident and now I hate him. I'm surprised by how lactose intolerant I am."

"what's the difference between BMW and a Porky Pine? The porky Pine has the prick on the outside."

"I learned how to talk to animals today.. Now they just have to learn to listen"

"My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring..."