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Joke of the Day

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? (NSFW) I'll see you next month."

"I just picked a Chapstick up from my bedside table, spent 30 seconds trying to get the lid off with my teeth, then realized it was a battery"

"Why did Snow White go to bed? She was feeling Sleepy."

"My girlfriend's father asked me what I do... Apparently, ""your daughter"" was not the answer he wanted to hear."

"What did the boots say to the cowboy? You ride -- I'll go on foot."

"I like my men like I like my coffee... Nowhere near my vagina. A little lesbian humor....I'm not gay I just couldn't resist....too good :)"

"Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was attached to my bumper..."

"""Sorry, I don't date block guys.""- racist lego woman."

"What did the zero say to the eight? ""Nice belt, fuckface."""

"There was a robbery in Antarctica, but it was stopped. There was even a party to celebrate Justice was served"