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Joke of the Day

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? (NSFW) I'll see you next month."

"Why was the skeleton missing a funny bone Because this joke ain't funny"

"What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A pork chop."

"It's difficult to imagine someone stealing your Viagra prescription. . . But really it wouldn't be hard."

"Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full? He is so misunderstood."

"""You are what you eat""? I don't remember eating a giant disappointment."

"I ate pelican today Never again. The bill was massive."

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a dick in someones mouth."

"Why is there no Mexican olympics? because all the ones who can run, jump and swim have already crossed the border"

"If you don't sit down to a nice big plate of breakfast for dinner once in a while, you're missing out on one of the best things in life."