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Joke of the Day

"Mr. Penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him habitually!"

"Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket? Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)"

"If someone tells you to spell part backwards don't do it It's a trap!"

"*primitive gungans defeat battle droids* *Stone Age ewoks beat elite stormtroopers* *improbable underdog story defeats logic and reason*"

"Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices."

"What do you call an anti-diuretic wine? Penot More"

"What do toilet paper and the star ship enterprise have in common They both circle Uranus and battle klingons"

"What is common between a gynecologist and Pizza Deliver guy? They both can smell it but cant eat it."

"How do you make holy water? You just boil the hell out of it!"

"Whats the worse thing about getting a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."