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Joke of the Day

"Mr. Penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him habitually!"

"What's Michigan's favorite beer? PbR"

"Divorce. When being wrong every day for being alive isn't working for you."

"What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !"

"If the State of the Union is really ""the best it's ever been"" Why do we ""need"" dozens of new government programs to fix it!"

"What was so great about being a black jew? They already thought you were burnt"

"Donations Person: ""Please donate to the local swimming pool"" Me: *Gives a glass of water*"

"I'd say popping your trunk to release 10,000 butterflies is the most magical way to elude the cops."

"When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !"

"Why are there trees in Harlem? Public Transport"