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Joke of the Day

"What do toilet paper and the star ship enterprise have in common They both circle Uranus and battle klingons"

"My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."

"My gf just sent me an SMS: ""Spacekeydoesn'tworkcanyougivemeanalternative"" I am really excited but what the f**k does ternative mean?"

"I wish they had an app that allows you to delete your number from other ppl's phones."

"What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head? Facial Hare"

"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I don't know, I just click ""submit"""

"What's Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Kraft."

"#1 complaint of armored car drivers? People they talk to along the way ending the conversation with ""...and you can take THAT to the bank!"""

"Now I find out my ground hands are actually called feet wtf is going on today"

"the past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense..."