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Joke of the Day
"Working out is like sex It's the best way to make your family larger."
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"If everyday is a gift, I want to know where I can return Mondays."
"I got addicted to eating deli meat right out of the refrigerator... But I decided to quit cold turkey."
"What website do emo kids use for business networking? LinkedIn Park"
"Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same color trunks."
"There may be plenty of fish in the sea... but most of them these days are catfish."
"Jewish mothers How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? *Exasperated sigh* No it's fine, I'll just sit here in the dark!"
"Guy comes home from work and catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him to death. His missus says, ""fucking carry on like that, you wont have any mates left""."
"I heard about this one place with red signs that thanked drivers for slowing down... ...but when I drove by, everything was blue."
"My gf asked if I liked her more than I like chicken, and all I could say was ""well I have known chicken longer..."""