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Joke of the Day
"I know that Bill Cosby is guilty because his comedy has been putting me to sleep for years"
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"Life as a penis must be hard."
"Instead of sending an ""e-card,"" why not swing by & fart in my mouth?"
"Sasquatch is just a regular quatch who tells it like it is."
"How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? A buccaneer!"
"I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge."
"Whenever I go to delete an app on my iPhone, I like to pretend the shaking icons are all screaming loudly in panic over who's getting axed."
"Cow joke What's wrong with Bessie? She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis"
"How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever? You stop feeding it."
"Because one Duran just wasn't enough."