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Joke of the Day
"God finally answer my prayers for winning the $15 million lottery. The answer is no."
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"Hate it when people ask me what I will be doing five years from now Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision"
"What did one volcano call the other volcano? An Ash-hole."
"Interviewer: You're hired.. Me: Thank you so much! You won't live to regret this.. Interviewer: What? Me: huh?"
"What's the difference between your mom and my mom? Your mom still sucks my dad's dick"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was just a little queer."
"Two cows are standing in a field ...and one says to the other, ""Say, are you worried about this mad cow disease going around?"" And the other one says, ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter! PFFFFFT!"""
"Maybe I can bury my burned out vibrators in the Pet Sematary and they'll come back to life with a vengeance."
"What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits? Snowed-in"
"Why is B so cool? Because it is next to the AC"