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Joke of the Day
"-Knock knock... -""Who's there?"" - 9/11 -""9/11 who?"" -You said you'd never forget!"
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"I will raise my son to treat your daughters like spoiled princesses, but only if you don't raise your daughters to think they are. Deal?"
"Dentist: ok open up ""Well I guess it all started when my dad left..."" Dentist: no I mean- Assistant: wait bill...let him finish"
"Was Johann Sebastian Bach wealthy? No, he was baroque."
"what did cinderella do when she got to the ball? gag..."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!! What do you call a cow with two legs? YOUR MUM!!"
"What do my wife and my math teacher have in common? They both love to create problems that I am apparently supposed to solve."
"[at a wedding] ""So, ya come here often?"""
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Gag*"
"Take me down to the paraphrase city. Where it's nice."