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Joke of the Day

"Recursion is a curious concept because it can refer to sentences, such as this one, that refer to curious concepts."

"My father was in the holocaust, he fell of a guard tower!"

"Dumb Joke David: Jim, you've got to be the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever met Jim: Really? I think that's a hyperbola"

"President George W. Bush was once informed that 4 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. He responded, ""How many is a brazilian?"""

"When a lady leaves an article of clothing at my place, I do the gentlemanly thing and put it on and parade around the house looking pretty."

"Have your people call my people but keep in mind that my ""people"" are just stuffed animals with cordless phones glued to their necks."

"Little known fact: The toothbrush originated in Alabama. Everywhere else it was called a teethbrush."

"I packed my own lunch this morning if anyone wants a baggy of dry cereal or a stapler."

"Atoms are what make us all Matter:)"

"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time? Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr."