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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon"

"Darth Vader, you are the father! --Star Wars cast on the set of Maury"

"If I'm going to be this awake at 2:30 in the morning, I might as well go guard a factory or something."

"Got a phone call today to do a stand up gig at a fire station... ... Went along. Turned out it was a bloody hoax."

"What's a wombat for? For playing wom"

"Do you know why police dogs are called the K-9? Because if it were called the K-10, they would be police cats"

"I lost my mood ring I really just don't know how to feel about it."

"Apple just created a new Operating System for the Spanish speaking population It's called Froot-OS."

"Doctor, doctor... I have a cold and feel like I'm about to explode... ...well sit down and blow your nose up!"

"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. And then it dawned on me."