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Joke of the Day
"Instagram better not use my cloud pics. THEY'RE MY CLOUDS GET YOUR OWN CLOUDS ZUCKERBERG!"
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"If a bunch of white people running down a hill is an avalanche, what is a bunch of black people running down a hill? A prison break."
"What do you call a square that's been beat up? A rekt-tangle"
"What is the most racist type of bread? A biguette"
"My wife's sister My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off."
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"*steps on Lego* *stumbles backwards and trips over more Legos* *throws all Legos away* *Grandparents buy more Legos for Christmas*"
"I've heard a lot of gossip about molasses today. It's nothing more than viscous rumours."
"What do you call a singing laptop? Adele"
"I think we figured out which one was Destiny's child."